While driving Ivan to the pediatrician last week (in round twenty of Zimmerbabies versus flu season), I realized that he had never been seen by a male doctor. I tried to prepare him for the experience:
Me: Ivan, we're going to see Dr. Smith today. Dr. Smith is a boy. Did you know boys can be doctors when they grow up, too?
Ivan: Uh-huh.
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ivan: I want to be a daddy.
Me: Why?
Ivan: So I can eat daddy food.
Me: Daddy food?
Ivan: Yes, like chips. I want to be a daddy and eat chips. And I will share with Annie and Ivan.
Me: That sounds like a good plan.
Ivan: And I will sit in the daddy chair.
I later asked Annie what she wanted to be when she grows up; she said she wants to take the train to the big city and work in an office. She's going to take a big bag on the train, just like I do, but hers is going to be filled with toys.
Pretty good plans, I'd say.